Your sister has blue hair and blue eyes
You have red eyes and dreadlocks
“You like Endou-kun, right?
I know because I like him, too”
You don’t have a coach?
Start pestering the Ramen shop old man.
You despised him for two series
Keep his sunglasses as memento.
Afraid of avalanches because of a childhood trauma
Train yourself with a snowboard while you’re being chased by giant snowballs.
You professed yourself to be a greek God for 83 episodes
The truth is that you’re korean.
I promised my into-a-coma-sister to not play sakka anymore
Next day: ”Endou, I decided to play sakka again”
Two members of the team you’re up against next match come to spy on you
Invite them to play with you.